I got Lawrence Wright to transcribe the bad Engrish intro to Rock On, one of
the funniest actual cases of bad Engrish in a game in my opnion (Zero Wing's
not counting since it was made up).
Here's his screen grab(s):
http://AtariLabs.com/grafx/intro.gif
Here's the transcription:
Dealy beloved.Other time, other space,people live a damn boring routine
life,although the world is so peaceful.
Off course,some of them thinks they gotto get out of the life,and dreaming
about getting a big fortune. To realize that dream,there's only one way
left in that world, needless to say,its,some how,to find out the mysterious
fortune,hidden by the ancient people.
"Busters",it's the name who we call the fortune hunters. Now they're about
to start a historic journey,that no one could come back alive from.
That is to get the "FISA"'s, called legend by people.... But,except the one
person, no one in the world can make it real who has got to be billionet and
radical,physically and mentally....
Yes,you are the one!
Now the whole world is watching you and looking for your success.
NOW LET'S GO FOR IT !!!
-Matt
xxxxxx@wolfgames.com