Double Dungeons

A decent first-person RPG. The game starts off pretty slow, and you fight alot of slime with your dagger and pan lid (seriously) until you recover enough gold to buy new armor/weapons/items in one of the shops. But, once you get farther in the game, you get some insanely cool weapons and fight awesome looking monsters. There's nothing better than causing earthquakes while wearing crystal armor, let me tell you. Unfortunately, all the levels look very similiar. They all have the same gray brick walls and red carpet floors. This can get very boring after awhile. The battles are turn-based, which seems a little wierd in a smooth-scrolling first person dungeon-crawl, but it works well and is easy to pick up. Some things don't make sense, like why are there shops and inns in an underground dungeon? Why don't the monsters ever attack the large-breasted anime women who work inside them? But, it doesn't really matter when you're having fun, does it? Oh, and this game has good two player split-screen support whi

Okay if you're with a fellow geek who doesn't mind just pressing buttons- but if you're playing alone you start to feel really goddamn desperate.